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precumming:

don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know

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laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

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dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

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ecstasysmom:


Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

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thesonicscrew:

randommakings:

I love how all of Mother Gothels problems could have been solved if she just would have lied to her about when her birthday is.

I love how they got as close as they could to saying “did i fucking stutter” in a Disney movie

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